Dennis you're welcome to borrow my entitled Tartan as their are zillions of us.

It's the MacFarlane Tartan and has at least three versions - normal,hunting & dress. I only ever used the second one whilst out in a pack trying to womanise. Unfortunately, it was not very successful bringing shouts of "what do you wear underneath" but little more!

From what I can deduce, there is a gallon & a half of Celts (via Scotland) and also much later Scots blood here over a lot of centuries so there is a high probability you are related to us. Apologies for that! Long observation suggests the Manx are far more civilised than their nearby cousins, the Scots, today and I thank the lord for that.