Careful Ian ! Methinks your trying to lead one into telling a joke there ,very naughty,you know quite well that sort of thing has been band!You`ll have me in bother with the boss again!
You have made some good points there though Ian,"Many a true word said in jest?"comes to mind.
As it was earlier implied I was of a low IQ ,could I just point out,one would not be "hung"as a highway man,one would be "hanged" as a highwayman.